Porn Galore

from Fat Girls by Dolly Llama

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I think it's time I bare my soul butt-naked
And tell you all about what happened in Vegas
Saved but by the grace of clear browsing data
Those who know what I mean throw your hands up
Everyday growing up it was porn, porn, porn
Like Billy Idol I wanted more, more, more
And man there way always more, more, more
I mean it was really, truly porn galore
Everyday was like Thanksgiving
I thought boys'll be boys and I digged in
Not knowing 'bout the hole I was digging
All 'cause with real girls I was too chicken
'Til my dick was like an empty toothpaste tube
And getting hard was like solving a Rubik's Cube
It was like Castaway in that one part
Where Tom Hanks is trying so hard just to get a spark

Porn galore, porn galore
It's everywhere golly gee it's a smorgasbord
Porn galore

Porn is bigger than The Beatles
And porn is bigger than Jesus Christ
And porn is bigger than both combined
And I refuse to tow the line
And you can call me an un-PC quack
But I won't be a wet noodle won't take it easy mac
And I know I am not alone
The problem's nearly as common as cellphones
But the cat's got our tongue on the birds and the bees
Instead of roaring like lions we're too chicken to speak
I don't believe in too much information
There's never too much only not enough
Asbestos used to get a big thumbs up
And with tobacco man did we ever fuck up
'Cause sometimes science ain't cutting the mustard
But if no one speaks up how's it gonna ketchup?

Porn galore, porn galore
It's everywhere golly gee it's a smorgasbord
Porn galore

These days we never have to imagine
Like John Lennon once sang about
The emperor's new clothes is the fashion
Turn on your web cam and let it all hang out
Whatever happened to panty raids
And stealing Dad's playboy magazines?
Dr. Seuss once said "They say I live in the past,
But sometimes progress progresses too fast"
I think of those words when I feel born again
Then all the sudden I'm watching porn again
I swear trying to quit feels identical
To what you'd expect from a chemical
I feel so close and yet so far
Kinda how the girls on the screen are
But I guess close only counts the same
In horseradish and lemonade

Porn galore, porn galore
It's everywhere golly gee it's a smorgasbord
Porn galore

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from Fat Girls, released November 20, 2015

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Dolly Llama Ellensburg, Washington

I am Dolly Llama. I'm a singer-songwriter living in Ellensburg, Washington. Influences include Daniel Johnston, Tom Waits, Marilyn Manson, Kanye West, and The Beatles.

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